too fly for the ointment

I hope you’re here because you thought my tweets were hilarious.

But that’s probably not why, because my Twitter engagement stats are pretty low. What can you do?

Anyway, I’m in the process of making this website great again (not like that). There will be photos, there will be soccer (maybe). It’ll be artsy and great, so get excited! For now, you can check out what’s here right now or look at my Twitter and Instagram.